This is the beginning of a story about Chicken Boy and his unicycle. Chicken Boy is tall and lives in a shed. He got a unicycle and rides it thru his little town. People yell to Chicken Boy and want to know his real name. His real name is Ernie Packwood. He moved to his shed when he was seventeen. He has a small wood stove and he is very brave. He’s not a chicken at all and his parents didn’t make him move to his shed. He did move there with his parents’ blessings. It is in their back yard.

Maybe he’s called Chicken Boy because his shed was a chicken coop once. Do Not Worry, there is no danger of his contracting that disease that Bob Dylan had around his heart from something to do with chickens because this chicken coop hasn’t been inhabited by chicken for over thirty years.

Much longer ago than thirty years his small town outlawed chickens inside the borders of the town because roosters woke up everyone way too early. Chicken Boy was sad when he learned that.

To be continued…